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u have to gather seven sacred objects of power and shit. it’s a whole quest. sorry
the first one is in a forest or a giant tree or some shit and is barely even magic, it’s real basic sacred object no. 2 is in a volcano or fire cave and must be made of metal. this includes: giant hammers, plate armor, boots, magic metal staff of fire blasting, or, of course, gun
the third is either underwater, in a water system of some kind that is actually the inside of an 100-sided rubik’s cube, or in the middle of a desert. if it’s in the puzzley water system no one will be mad at you if you give up, we’ve all been there.
magic item no. 4 can only be obtained after you use/lose/abuse the first three items triggering a 30-minute cutscene quest, and then it’s a mostly random dungeon theme for that depending on what your story quest was. you’ll probably never use the item you get here ever again save for like once in the final dungeon or to steal a single collectible card from your local game store.
object number five is normally really useful, but also not really magic or sacred in any way. the dungeon themes really vary depending on who you are for number five but the puzzles here are never that hard. the boss here is normally just really big and easy to hit, and you’ve gotten good enough at using the rest of your items to get number five no problem.
item 6 is normally back to an area one of the previous dungeons were in, normally the first one but any of the first three really, and has large historic undertones to it. may involve: time travel, ancient civilizations, dead civilizations, robots, ghosts, really big doors with really big locks, with really big keys that broke over a thousand years ago, possibly lava if you’re back to fire, and if you’re really unlucky, spiders. ghosts of any kind are normally here, but if they aren’t the main focus they’re weak as fuck. if they are the main focus, the boss here will probably fuck up one of the items you’ve already got, causing you to go on another story quest to fix it, and it will also give you nightmares for months.
sacred object seven is in the sky. no, not like a mountain or something, the actual sky. if you’re lucky, that is. if you roll a nat 1 on your common decency check the grand arbiter of your quest (god/gods/eldritch horror/dm) will put it in the shadow realm instead. normally a mirror dimension or just really dark everywhere. notice: will contain copious amounts of void. do not fall here. don’t fall in the sky either, you’ll probably die unless someone gave you a strange bolt of fabric earlier that your companion never told you to use. this item is known as a chekhov’s gun and may or may not be sacred but is not one of the seven you need. if you’re in the sky, expect to use projectiles and/or be a projectile. if you’re lucky, the boss is a dragon. if you’re really lucky, the boss is the item and you get to keep it as your divine steed after uncorrupting it or something. if you’re in the shadow realm though, the item is probably just a lightbulb.
if you’ve made it this far, thank you for bearing with my long quest explanation you’re in the final dungeon now! expect your quest-long companion to somehow die and to fight the big bad. since you’re fighting a tumblr user, expect to have a moral dilemma about killing a possible innocent before you find out that bidoof’s law is in effect and you can then slay them with no compunction. you’ll use every item you’ve gained so far in this fight and the dungeon beforehand except of course magic item number four.
wtf this was about deleting a post why are you talking about killing me. what did I ever do to you people
In the remote Buddhist monastery of Haeinsa is preserved the Tripitaka Koreana, the most complete corpus of Buddhist doctrinal texts in the world, dating from 1251.
and the bastards STILL haven't added Droid Sans!